Monday, December 16, 2013

Smoke and Snowflakes

Gears push pistons
Clicking and whistling
A steampunk dirge
Life pressed in death
Into oil and coal
Into heat and smoke
A black blanket
Wrapping the world
Keeping it warm
Spikes and spires
Peeking out of clouds
To glimpse the sun

Snowflakes melting into raindrops
Beating crescendo on the ground
Dying whispers of wind
Into baby breath breezes
And susurrus songs
Carving cracks and craters
Into the earth's white shell
Trickling down to meet
Peeking tendrils and buds
Rising into the light

Monday, December 2, 2013

Potatoes on Potatoes: Thanksgiving Leftovers 2


So you have a mashed potato mountain left over from Thanksgiving. Solution? Add more potatoes. And other things. The goal here is to turn the mashed potatoes into a delicious dip, so add whatever else you like (gravy? cranberry sauce?) to give it that extra kick!

Ingredients (Serves 1-2):
  • 1 small bag (~15) sweet potato chips (or other dipping tool of your choice)
  • 2 medium scoops of mashed potato
  • 1/3 cup peas and corn
  • 2 tbsp shredded cheese (mozzarella, American, etc.)
  • 1 tbsp chopped scallions
  • 2 tsp chopped coriander
  • Salt, pepper, and Sriracha to taste
Steps:
  1. Add 2 scoops of mashed potato to a bowl.
  2. Top with peas and corn, cheese, scallions, coriander, salt, pepper, and Sriracha.
  3. Enjoy with sweet potato chips! :)

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Bread Stuffing Meteors: Thanksgiving Leftovers 1


Bread stuffing is a traditional holiday season recipe, usually used to fill poultry like turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Typical ingredients include bread/croutons, onions, celery, sage, butter, salt, and pepper, though a quick google search demonstrates the vast range of possibilities. One problem with preparing for bountiful holiday feasts is, of course, leftovers! What do you do with tupperware stuffed with stuffing when you've run out of stuff to stuff it into? Here is one easy appetizer answer, made in 5 minutes with a microwave. (A baking pan in an oven would work too.)

Bread Stuffing Meteors (Serves 1):
  • Bread stuffing (~1/2 cup)
  • Parmesan cheese flakes (or your favorite cheese)
  • Warm marinara sauce (or your favorite sauce)
  • Olive oil
  1. Roll bread stuffing with hands or spoons into three bite-size to meatball-size balls.
  2. Spread olive oil very lightly over a plate, roll around the bread stuffing until lightly coated, and microwave for four 25sec intervals. Flip or roll each ball to a new side between each interval, since the top will dry faster than the bottom. In the end, the balls should be slightly chewier and should not break apart under light pressure.
  3. Place three dollops of sauce around one half of a small plate, and spread to make 'meteor tails'. Place one ball at the center of each meteor shape, and top each with a flake of cheese.
  4. Microwave until the cheese has melted, and enjoy! :)

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Mozzarella & Portobello: Marvelous Mushroom


Portobello mushrooms are are large, meaty, and are fantastic when marinated and grilled. Once cooked, they work well in everything from burgers and sandwiches to pasta and salad. They are low-calorie, low-fat, and packed with great vitamins and minerals. Now, every superhero needs a sidekick, and portobello and mozzarella are a match made in heaven, along with PB&J and tomatoes & bread. They even sound like they're meant to be together! I've included two recipes below featuring marinated portobello and melted mozzarella--one appetizer and one main course. :)


Marinated Portobello Mushroom
There are endless potential ingredients and methods of marinading. This is just a simple version that I could mix up quickly in my college dining hall. The portobello there is sliced, which speeds up the marination, but keeping it whole may make more sense for burgers.
  • 1 portobello mushroom, sliced or whole
  • 1 tsp each of olive oil and balsamic vinegar
  • 1/2 tsp each of minced basil and garlic
  • Salt/pepper/cayenne to taste
In a bowl, microwave the portobello in a microwave for 2 30sec intervals, pressing with a fork and draining excess liquid after each. Mix in the rest of the ingredients to coat the mushroom evenly, and microwave for 4 30sec intervals, stirring between each.

Portobello Mozzarella Bruschetta (Serves 1-2)
  • 1 chopped marinated portobello mushroom
  • 2 slices french or sourdough bread
  • 2 slices mozzarella cheese
  • Olive oil
  • Pepper and chopped scallion to taste
Brush french or sourdough bread with olive oil and toast until golden. Top with portobello and mozzarella, and melt in a microwave or oven. Garnish with pepper and scallions.

Portobello Burger (Serves 1)
  • 1 whole marinated portobello mushroom
  • Sliced mozzarella cheese
  • Sliced tomato
  • Sliced red onion
  • Crisp lettuce
  • Burger bun or bread roll
  • Other burger condiments to taste
On a plate, microwave mozzarella on top of the portobella to melt. In a burger bun or bread roll, place in order lettuce, tomato, portobello, mozzarella, and red onion. Add whatever condiments you like. Enjoy!

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Berry Tostadas: Fried and Fresh


Fried food and fresh fruits--scrumptious separately and delicious together! This dessert is essentially a variant of fruit pie; instead of baked crust filled with cooked fruit and topped with whipped cream, we have a fried tostada 'crust' topped with fresh berries, using the whipped cream to hold everything together. This recipe can be changed dramatically to suit your tastes and available ingredients. For example, yogurt or ice cream can be used instead of whipped cream, and you can use whatever fruits you have on hand! :)

Ingredients:
  • Tostada chips
  • Whipped cream
  • Sliced strawberries
  • Raspberries
  • Blueberries
  • Julienned mint
  • Honey
Steps:
  1. Warm the tostadas in a microwave or oven, and arrange artistically on a plate.
  2. Dollop generously with whipped cream and top with berries, or alternate between whipped cream layers and fruit layers.
  3. Sprinkle mint and drizzle honey to taste. Enjoy!