Spring: The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

SPRING IS GREEN!!!

NEW PLANTZ!!!

I don't care what the carols say about mistletoe-ing and hearts-a-glowing. Spring is the real hap-happiest season of all. I've already talked about why, based on purely numerical and grouping reasons, spring ought to come at the beginning of the year. But one of the most important reasons that Spring should come first is that it's simply the best.

EFFLORESCENCE!!!

1. Spring is full of sunshine.
2. Spring is optimally temperate weather, in contrast to summer hot and winter cold.
3. Spring contains the birthdays of all the coolest people.
4. Spring is a time of sex, birth, and growth of flora and fauna.
5. Spring is a beautiful contrast to lugubrious winter.
6. Spring is an exciting prelude to summer break.
7. Spring is the biggest time to sow seeds for gardeners.
8. Spring's beginning is marked by Holi, a festival of colors.
9. Spring contains Spring Weekend.
10. Spring provides life (especially plants) a vital combo of light, rain, and warmth.
11. Spring also means a source or supply, especially of water.
12. Spring also means to dart, fly, or bounce, or to be quick, resilient, or elastic.
13. Spring is prime, like the number of reasons in this list.
14. Spring is youth in a year-life metaphor.
    
15. Spring is also often metaphorical rebirth after fall's decay and winter's death.
16. Spring is green, and green is the best color.
17. Spring is a time when trees are filled with leaves, flowers, and birds.