Ratty Meal 1: Portobello and Yogurt

Stage 1: Portobello Delicious

1. Combine less than a teaspoon each of steak sauce, garlic-infused olive oil, and balsamic vinegar, along with any other desired seasoning (I used crushed basil, salt, and pepper).
2. Either brush portobello slices with sauce or mix sauce in a bowl and roll slices in it until thoroughly coated.
3. Microwave on high for ~4-5 minutes. This is usually enough to both cook the mushrooms and evaporate most of the water.
4. Make some kinda sandwich/burger/wrap. Bonus yums for melting cheese over them. :D
5. Enjoy!

Stage 2: Cran-Oat-Yogurt Goodness

1. Depending on desired sweetness, add strawberry yogurt first to bowl, followed by plain yogurt. Shake bowl gently to even out and smoothen the surface.
2. Sprinkle copious amounts of oats and dried cranberries on top, and drizzle with honey.
3. Enjoy! :)